Human Behaviors

SO MUCH FOR OUR REASONINGS OF HUMAN BEHAVIORS…..

When a 60 year old man or woman forgets what he’s doing and absentmindedly doesn’t complete a task but instead gets distracted and carried away with something else, they call it forgetfulness, senile and old age.

When a young child does it they call it ADD and hyperactivity.

When a young woman does it, they call it being an airhead, or being blonde, even if she is brunette.

When a young man does it, they say it is because he has nothing but sex on his mind.

When a baby does it, they call it part of a developmental stage and tell you he’ll outgrow it.

When a teenager does it, they might call it adolescence, caused by either irresponsibility, peer pressure distractions and hormones.

When a academic professor does it, they call it absentminded, knowing
he has some other important intellectual thoughts going on in his head.

When a CEO, Executive or Employer/Boss does it, they believe it happened for good reason and because he has more important things to do. They also ask why his assistant hadn’t been on top of things and call on her to get the task completed for him.

When a black man does it they call it being lazy.

When an emotionally upset person does it,they call it compulsive behavior.

When a mother does it, they call it having too much to do.

When a father does it at home, they don’t call him anything but dad and wait for mom to clean up after him.

When a battered woman does it, they call it being traumatized.

When a clown does it, they call it part of the act of being a clown.

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